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General Discussion / The perfect Husband
« on: June 17, 2019, 11:17:14 AM »
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 
 
MAN:   "Hello"                                                             
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"                     
 
MAN:   "Yes." 
 
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
 
MAN:   "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
 
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.  I saw one I really liked"
 
MAN:   "How much?"
 
WOMAN: "$90,000."
 
MAN:   "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
 
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
 
MAN:   "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.  They'll probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
 
WOMAN: "OK I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
 
MAN:   "Bye! I love you, too."
 
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
 
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Poor Cornholio
« on: June 08, 2019, 08:51:00 PM »
The Ghost adversary has become a ghost of a man .
He sure has. Too many late nights I think. And poor eating habits\.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Poor Cornholio
« on: June 04, 2019, 10:45:15 AM »
:)

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General Discussion / Re: RIP Peter Mayhew
« on: May 03, 2019, 04:18:59 PM »
Absolutely.

He had a long run.

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General Discussion / Re: These were the days
« on: April 19, 2019, 04:27:46 PM »
I'm sure there is. I just don't listen to much any more.
I'm old apparently.  :)

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General Discussion / Re: I did a thing.
« on: April 19, 2019, 04:26:34 PM »
Thank you sir.
The wife has had 2 Toyota's since 93. Both served her well.
I expect this one will serve me well also.

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General Discussion / Re: SPAM - SPAM
« on: April 16, 2019, 04:21:49 PM »
it was nice knowing you no matter the shortness of it.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Map called Avenues
« on: March 31, 2019, 10:38:58 PM »
If it is deathmach map then I have no idea.  :)
I'll let him know.
Thanks.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Map called Avenues
« on: March 29, 2019, 11:33:25 PM »
Was over at GhostRecon.net and saw this question.

Does anyone know what the map name is for Avenues? I've always wanted to play that map as OGR Coop. Maybe someone has successfully created avenues for OGR COOP.

It's within the games .bundle file.  I think quick.bundle. I was curious if anyone knew the actual maps name within the bundle is all. 

Any ideas?

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General Discussion / Re: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« on: March 11, 2019, 11:29:25 PM »
Thinking outside the box I suspect.  :)

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General Discussion / STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« on: March 11, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
should have gotten 100%!   Each answer is
absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher completely lacked a sense of humor!

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

 Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?

*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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General Discussion / Re: These were the days
« on: February 28, 2019, 11:58:12 PM »
Those were the days..
Great music.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Map Update - Gauntlet
« on: January 26, 2019, 11:07:22 PM »
Hello stranger..
Long time no see.

Everything you need to know can be found in the sticky threads above.

1) Himachi: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=4.0
2) Fishmod: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=3.0
3) Teamspeak: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=6.0

Setup Himachi and the mod we use and connect to Teamspeak.

All the maps and the current map cycle can be found above also.

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General Discussion / Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL
« on: January 01, 2019, 12:51:57 AM »
Happy New Year to Raz and everyone else.
I hope the new year is good to everyone.

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General Discussion / Re: TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
« on: December 24, 2018, 02:04:07 AM »
Agreed. I hope everyone has a fabulous Holiday Season whatever that may be.

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