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General Discussion / Re: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« on: March 11, 2019, 11:29:25 PM »
Thinking outside the box I suspect.  :)

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General Discussion / STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« on: March 11, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
should have gotten 100%!   Each answer is
absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher completely lacked a sense of humor!

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

 Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?

*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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General Discussion / Re: These were the days
« on: February 28, 2019, 11:58:12 PM »
Those were the days..
Great music.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Map Update - Gauntlet
« on: January 26, 2019, 11:07:22 PM »
Hello stranger..
Long time no see.

Everything you need to know can be found in the sticky threads above.

1) Himachi: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=4.0
2) Fishmod: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=3.0
3) Teamspeak: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=6.0

Setup Himachi and the mod we use and connect to Teamspeak.

All the maps and the current map cycle can be found above also.

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General Discussion / Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL
« on: January 01, 2019, 12:51:57 AM »
Happy New Year to Raz and everyone else.
I hope the new year is good to everyone.

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General Discussion / Re: TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
« on: December 24, 2018, 02:04:07 AM »
Agreed. I hope everyone has a fabulous Holiday Season whatever that may be.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Server Password
« on: October 28, 2018, 05:57:44 PM »
Sort of incorrect information there. Mod Monday is every day. We always have the Fishmod running now and have for the last couple of years.
Found here: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=3.0
The password is buried in the following thread: http://thegamerplanet.com/forum/index.php?topic=4.0

I sent you a PM. I think.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Server Password
« on: October 27, 2018, 10:02:55 PM »
Hey there Bat.
Everything you need to know is in the first 4 pinned topics.

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: 20,000 games
« on: October 25, 2018, 10:48:18 PM »
I suspect it's close to 60,00 rounds based on a rough guess.
Think of all the hours....

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General Discussion / Re: I did a thing.
« on: September 30, 2018, 10:15:16 PM »
They did redo the Camry for 2018. IT looks way better after the redesign in my opinion.
Lots of creature comforts and very smooth on the road.
Still haven't read the manual though.  :)

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General Discussion / I did a thing.
« on: September 12, 2018, 10:15:57 PM »
Three weeks ago I bought a new car. It's pretty nice if I do say so myself.
2018 Toyota Camry XSE, V6, Many options, Some I still don't know how to work.  :)


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General Discussion / A stranger
« on: September 12, 2018, 02:15:28 PM »
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family.
 
The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche.
 
My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey.   

But the stranger... He was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)
 
Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions,  the stranger never felt obligated to honor them.
 
Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush.   

My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing...
 
I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave.
 
More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first.       Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.
 
His name?.....
 
 
We just call him 'TV'.
 
(Note: This should be required       reading for every household!)
 
He has a wife now....we call her 'Computer'.
 
Their first child is "Cell Phone"

Second child "I Pod".
 
And JUST BORN A FEW YEARS AGO WAS a Grandchild: IPAD.

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General Discussion / Nearly Ex
« on: September 11, 2018, 12:48:23 PM »
One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage.  His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
 
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time.  And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment..."And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod sports car?
 
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
 
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
 
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
 
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
 
Bob replied, “I wasn't..."
 

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Server may be down - Aug 18
« on: August 30, 2018, 10:39:43 PM »
I tried to connect but it said that Teamviewer wasn't running.
What version is running on the server?

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Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Re: Server may be down - Aug 18
« on: August 19, 2018, 12:09:30 AM »
It looks like it is off. No connection remotely at all.
We'll have to make do with whoever can host.

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