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General Discussion / Men and Women recording things in their diaries
« on: October 02, 2020, 11:10:02 PM »
Wife's Diary:  Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.  We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. 

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.  On the way home, I told him that I loved him..He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.He continued to seem distant and absent.  Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.  But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do.  I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.   My life is a disaster. 

Husband's Diary:  A one-foot putt .. Who the hell misses a one-foot putt?

General Discussion / Memories from the past
« on: August 08, 2020, 09:19:06 PM »
Here's a shot of the TS server back in 2007. A lot of channels that were used back then.
No regulars from then play any more.

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Speed Map
« on: July 04, 2020, 12:59:37 AM »


1:25 with 8 players.

General Discussion / John Prine Passes away at 73
« on: April 08, 2020, 02:07:14 AM »
I have enjoyed Johns music for almost 50 years.
I've been to many concerts of his over the years and love his music.
This is horrible news.

General Discussion / PREGNANT AT 61
« on: January 15, 2020, 12:19:19 AM »
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the
younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she
burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped
her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The
older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor
was writing on his clipboard..

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry
is 61 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and
you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Computer is pooched
« on: October 10, 2019, 02:30:18 PM »
Can't access my D: drive that has everything on it.

An error was detected on device \Device\Harddisk1\DR1 during a paging operation

I've been able to get to it a couple of time it it doesn't last. Larger issue than I can figure out.
I have gotten a lot of files off it am having issues installing on another drive because it can't find D:\program\etc...

Updates when I can.

General Discussion / Aphorism
« on: September 17, 2019, 01:22:54 PM »
Aphorism:  A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation: 
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts right away.
2 Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company  can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10.  No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than in a Ford.
19. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in most every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people who matter don't mind and the ones who mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Server is not online
« on: August 19, 2019, 12:28:51 PM »
It looks like the server is unavailable.
It does show up in Hamachi but it doesn't show up in the game browser.
I also can't remote into it.

It will have to wait until Fish gets back.

General Discussion / The perfect Husband
« on: June 17, 2019, 11:17:14 AM »
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 
MAN:   "Hello"                                                             
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"                     
MAN:   "Yes." 
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN:   "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.  I saw one I really liked"
MAN:   "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN:   "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN:   "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.  They'll probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN:   "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Poor Cornholio
« on: June 04, 2019, 10:45:15 AM »

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter / Map called Avenues
« on: March 29, 2019, 11:33:25 PM »
Was over at and saw this question.

Does anyone know what the map name is for Avenues? I've always wanted to play that map as OGR Coop. Maybe someone has successfully created avenues for OGR COOP.

It's within the games .bundle file.  I think quick.bundle. I was curious if anyone knew the actual maps name within the bundle is all. 

Any ideas?

« on: March 11, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
should have gotten 100%!   Each answer is
absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher completely lacked a sense of humor!

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

 Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?

*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

General Discussion / I did a thing.
« on: September 12, 2018, 10:15:57 PM »
Three weeks ago I bought a new car. It's pretty nice if I do say so myself.
2018 Toyota Camry XSE, V6, Many options, Some I still don't know how to work.  :)

General Discussion / A stranger
« on: September 12, 2018, 02:15:28 PM »
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family.
The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche.
My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey.   

But the stranger... He was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)
Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions,  the stranger never felt obligated to honor them.
Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush.   

My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing...
I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave.
More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first.       Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.
His name?.....
We just call him 'TV'.
(Note: This should be required       reading for every household!)
He has a wife now....we call her 'Computer'.
Their first child is "Cell Phone"

Second child "I Pod".

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