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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« on: March 11, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
should have gotten 100%!   Each answer is
absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher completely lacked a sense of humor!

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

 Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?

*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
I do what I can.

If a man, standing in the forest says something, and his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong??

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Re: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 07:21:40 PM »
Absolutely no wrong answers just different .

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Re: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2019, 11:29:25 PM »
Thinking outside the box I suspect.  :)
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Re: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2019, 10:32:57 PM »
trouble maker, must be stopped cold early before society is at risk. Teacher doing us all a big service.  ;D
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